Haiku Review

By Nick ⋅ February 21, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Metropolis
A film made how all
Great films should be. No speaking
But grand visuals.

By Nick ⋅ January 15, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Trainspotting
A trippy mind-f**k.
I had to use subtitles
to understand them.
8/10

By Nick ⋅ January 14, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Haiku review of 2001: A Space Odyssey, directed by Stanley Kubrick.

By Nick ⋅ January 13, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Extended Edition)
No more elves, humans,
dwarves, hobbits, orcs or wizards.
I can’t take much more.
9/10

By Nick ⋅ January 12, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Hobbits walk on.
But is Gandalf really dead?
(Sorry, small spoilers)
9/10

By Nick ⋅ January 11, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)
Haiku review of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition) directed by Peter Jackson.

By Nick ⋅ October 17, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Mao’s Last Dancer
A great film from Aus.
Costumes don’t leave much to your
imagination.
8/10

By Nick ⋅ September 6, 2009 ⋅ One comment

Coraline
Kids film not for kids
Well crafted with great puppets.
Truly amazing
9/10

By Nick ⋅ September 2, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

American Pie Presents Band Camp
The same recipe
Tastes exactly the same
But it’s on band camp.
5/10

By Nick ⋅ September 2, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

The Haunted Mansion
Disney-made horror
Isn’t really horrific
What did you expect?
5/10